Independent joins Guardian Group
The Independent Group plc has joined the Guardian Group, the Independent can announce.
Owner of the Independent Group, lily-irl, joins the Guardian Group as the Director of Sky News, which has been responsible for livestreaming the results of elections held in MHoC.
"I've got big shoes to fill, Weebru's been a giant of broadcasting," said Lily. "But this way I can write about something in the Independent's Meta section that isn't concerned with smurf pornography."
Lily retains personal ownership of the Independent branding and if Viljo or Tommy become too overbearing then she will tell them to fuck off.
lily-irl is an idiot prick who owns this website.